Good Bitches

She's my best bitch to bitch about bitches with,

everybody needs a good trustworthy

bitch they can rely on.

I'm her's, she's mine,

and we'll bitch all the time!

Not Plumb Lovely!

 Full to bursting?

 Let your verbal diarrhea,

and your shitty ideas,

belch gaseously,

from your arsehole mouth...

Sadness Vacation

Happiness won't take permanent bookings,

nor will rehab.

It's all a matter of perspective,

and annual leave.

Positively Draining

Some people fan my flames,

they help my happy spark glow more brightly.

Negative people douse my exposed flame,

till I feel like a miserable twig,

wet and smoking,

trying desperately to re-ignite.

Let's get cracking!!!

I had the fuse

and the gunpowder locked and loaded.

A match was struck close by many times,

until finally, I was ignited!

 Everybody stepped back

to watch the show.

Personal Growth

Much more than a tidy garden is gained 

when spending time amongst nature. 

With the music of the birds,the wind,

 the rustle of leaves, the smell of soil, 

the marvel of new life and 

solitude with your thoughts.

It is a sensory haven,

and therapy for the soul.

Weapons Drawn

Always ready to go to battle

With my heavy arsenal 

Equally ready to engage in peace talks

Choose your weapon wisely...

Ride Bare Back!

Telling creative people they can't be successful,

that they won't make money,

or they aren't good enough to 

follow their dreams,

Is like stomping on a bug.

Don't dissect our dreams,

let them inspire you.

Paper Dreams

You're pathetic laughing face,

Is burned into my brain.

I won't forget it,

Because I know who I am,

And what I'm capable of,

and you have no idea.

I'm a writer,

See, I'm writing, 

And nothing will ever change that.

Igno-rant! Ignorance is not always Bliss...

None of us have time to learn everything.

However, it would be best if when you open your mouth,

to share your thoughts, opinions, or knowledge,

that you make sure you know what you're talking about.

Life could be so tweet!

I can't imagine how wonderful it would feel,

to wake up and start whistling a merry tune.

To be between earth and sky,

Creating a symphony with friends,

simply because we woke up.

That truly seems like the tweetest thing.

Barbie Fanny

Barbie has a nice home,

And an abundance of beautiful outfits.

But, her personality is seriously lacking,

and who wants a boring friend like Barbie?

March to the Beat of Your Own Drum!

It makes sense to follow a well worn path,

But who know what could be discovered,

just off the beaten track.

Comfortably Numb

Feeling numb is a blessing,

when it takes the place of grief.

But feeling numb completely,

is like a living death. 

Heart Attack

The heart takes hostages,

it gives angry, judgmental,and sad words,

a beating.

Sadly, it's not the words that suffer,

and it's not the mouth that said them either.

 The hostage taking heart suffers.

Cutting remarks

Words are my weapon,

Don't tempt me to open fire.

Poetry Recital

And who could say

that it wouldn't be

the most profound experience

they had that day.

Over Analness...

It takes a certain kind of person,

to get buried deep,

in analysis

I Won't Swallow

Why defile your mouth

When you could just drink tea instead.

Real Coffee, or no coffee at all!

Happy Ever After...

There's a reason why fairy tales end at the marriage...

Create your own story here...

Eye, Eye!

How can we connect,

If you won't look me in the eye?

Without eye contact,

our conversation is nothing.

You may as well sniff my arse!

Thinking Ahead...

So you've updated your car,

You're wearing the current fashion,

You want to keep up with technology.

Well, keep your attitude up to date too please!

Goodbye Little Girl.

I would have held on longer,

stored her little girl smell in my memory.

Spare The Rod

A problem with 'kids these days' is,

Your old fashioned judgement of them,

And the fact that so many parents,

fought for the legal right,

 to physically abuse them.

Happy Ever After...

A spark from her soul lit up her eyes,

and her heart beat to a new tune,

or was it more of a hum...