The Scent of Perfection

Waft that shit around with pride,

because you stand out from the crowd.

You are a high achiever,

you've perfected your craft.

You're a perfect arsehole.

Not Plumb Lovely!

 Full to bursting?

 Let your verbal diarrhea,

and your shitty ideas,

belch gaseously,

from your arsehole mouth...