Drive with Pride

I don't want

a car with a spoiler

or a loud exhaust

But I do want

to drive on colourful tyres

That would be mint!

Tenuous Fitness

Pride comes before a fall

So watch your step.

The Scent of Perfection

Waft that shit around with pride,

because you stand out from the crowd.

You are a high achiever,

you've perfected your craft.

You're a perfect arsehole.