Good Bitches

She's my best bitch to bitch about bitches with,

everybody needs a good trustworthy

bitch they can rely on.

I'm her's, she's mine,

and we'll bitch all the time!

Not Plumb Lovely!

 Full to bursting?

 Let your verbal diarrhea,

and your shitty ideas,

belch gaseously,

from your arsehole mouth...

Sadness Vacation

Happiness won't take permanent bookings,

nor will rehab.

It's all a matter of perspective,

and annual leave.

Positively Draining

Some people fan my flames,

they help my happy spark glow more brightly.

Negative people douse my exposed flame,

till I feel like a miserable twig,

wet and smoking,

trying desperately to re-ignite.

Let's get cracking!!!

I had the fuse

and the gunpowder locked and loaded.

A match was struck close by many times,

until finally, I was ignited!

 Everybody stepped back

to watch the show.

Personal Growth

Much more than a tidy garden is gained 

when spending time amongst nature. 

With the music of the birds,the wind,

 the rustle of leaves, the smell of soil, 

the marvel of new life and 

solitude with your thoughts.

It is a sensory haven,

and therapy for the soul.

Weapons Drawn

Always ready to go to battle

With my heavy arsenal 

Equally ready to engage in peace talks

Choose your weapon wisely...